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A Light Bulb Moment?

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One of the most tragic things about living in a mixed economy is that when one observes any given economic event, one can never be sure what one is witnessing. Is the Cree LED light bulb truly a life-improving leap forward, or is it simply the direct or indirect result of government meddling in the economy? Obviously the answer to that question is highly complex (it would require first answering the technical question of which type of bulb is better – which itself is so highly contextual such a label as “better” is virtually meaningless – as well as researching deeply into things like the finances of Cree, Inc. and the backgrounds of it’s personnel), but that is besides the point. The point is that the average consumer, when he witnesses a commercial such as this one, should feel nothing but positive emotions (because, in vacuum, this is a flawless commercial) – and yet he may not (and with very good reason). Questions such as the one posed above, as well as the more general question of whether or not Cree is simply trying to pawn off an inferior product, on uncritical consumers, by taking advantage of the environmentalist movement will inevitably affect his reaction.

While economics, obviously, is not the only factor involved, it is small, seemingly innocuous experiences such as this one – which can occur in any context (economic or otherwise) – that are the reason anxiety and depression are at all time highs in American culture. When one doesn’t “use” one’s dopamine (ie: pushes it to it’s limit and beyond), one “loses it” (ie: it atrophies).

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February 18, 2014 at 6:51 am

Posted in Soft Goods

Keeping the Blade Sharp

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Axe, in it’s advertising, has always hidden behind the pretense of being “down to earth.” Not the type of brand to insult the consumer’s intelligence by claiming it’s products will automatically make him irresistible to the opposite sex. It does this, ironically enough, by claiming just that – in a very direct and over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek fashion that’s the hallmark of it’s commercials. The insinuation which comes from this tactic is that contrary to the claims of it’s competitors and/or predecessors, personal styling products don’t automatically make a man irresistible (even though that was never what the others claimed – instead it was only that it their products would help – but that’s beyond the scope of this analysis).

Why, then, would Axe now claim that it’s products will cultivate world peace? Surely none of the competition has ever made that claim. The reason is because even though Axe has pretended to be “down to earth”, it actually never has been. In fact, it has been doing exactly what it has said it was never doing – what it has accused it’s competition of doing – all along. It actually has been claiming that it’s products will automatically make the consumer sexually irresistible, and it has been doing this through a trick known as the big lie.

Axe knows that even though virtually no one consciously believes in such a simple solution to the challenge of being attractive, there are many who subconsciously wish for one, or who (because of faulty metaphysics) think one is possible. Such people, when they hear such flagrant claims, may consciously laugh them off as ridiculous, but will still subconsciously consider them as having merit (“surely no one would make such a flagrantly absurd claim – and only make such a flagrantly absurd claim – if there wasn’t at least some element of truth to it”).

The problem with this tactic, however, is that it’s untenable. Eventually even the most “metaphysically twisted” individual will subconsciously reject his non-objective metaphysical beliefs and begin to operate, at least in regards to this issue, according to an objective set of them. The result is someone who’s own personal experience has destroyed all confidence in the claim that something as simple as body spray will make him sexually irresistible (ie: “women keep behaving like women, god damn it!”. At this point, if the company wishes to continue to have him buy it’s product (even though the product is either not worth the money, or virtually identical in quality and effect to competing products, making his selection arbitrary), it is going to have to sustain the big lie by exploiting other irrational philosophic notions.

Many people believe in the political doctrine of collectivism, and the ethical doctrine of altruism. As a result, they become enthusiastic (and uncritical) whenever any behavior or suggestion is portrayed as being “for the greater good” and self-sacrificial. Axe knows that the capacity to desire simple solutions to complex challenges is still present in the consumer (because the metaphysical paradigm shift – from non-objective to objective – was only situational and subconscious), so if it wishes to go on exploiting it, all it needs to do is give him a rationalization for his to indulge it. The notion that the kind of attraction he seeks by using Axe products is not simply an involuntary, physiologically-induced reaction (which would be ugly and shameful, even if it were possible), but instead it is world-saving “love” is perfect for this.

Obviously the claim that nothing more than hair gel or body wash will make one irresistible to the opposite sex is absurd on it’s face, but even if it were true, the claim – that all it would take to achieve world peace is “love” between men and women (a blind, chemically-induced “love” no less) – would still be absurd by itself. Axe isn’t worried about this, however, because just as the first “big lie” created believers in it, for the same philosophical reasons, so will the second – and so there will continue to be suckers to continue to buy their products (at least until they have to come up with the next, even more perverse “reason”).

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February 13, 2014 at 8:51 am

Posted in Health, Soft Goods

Um, What Oppression?

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Maserati, with it’s new Ghibli, is choosing to take on a new set of competitors. The Ghibli is cheaper than it’s previous cars, so instead of exclusively competing with the likes of Lamborghini and Ferrari, they will also be competing with Mercedes, BMW, Jaguar, Porsche, etc. There’s nothing wrong with expansion and diversification, of course, but it’s not as if the company’s previous absence in this particular market constituted oppression by the “giants” who were already there. Furthermore, even if they had been there, no one has a right to customers, first of all, so even if they had been in that market and had been getting beaten it wouldn’t constitute “oppression.”

All this commercial is meant to do is to pander to popular, Marxist ideas about economics (that it’s a zero-sum game, a struggle between opposing forces) in order to ensure that just as many rich liberals buy it’s car as rich conservatives do.

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February 11, 2014 at 8:49 am

Snickering at McCarthy

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In other words: the only reason why people in the 1960’s were worried about Soviet interference in American life was because they were mentally unstable or weak, and therefore prone to paranoia. Their fear of the Soviets was just an expression of that. It had no basis in fact whatsoever.

This, of course, is the modern narrative. A narrative so uncontroversial that even a major consumer brand like Snickers feels safe in professing it, with no chance of angering or alienating the public. This commercial is targeted at a particular demographic – liberals who constantly need to feel intellectually superior to those whom they control (or wish to control) – but it also “helps” those who are more apathetic about politics (ie: the mainstream Americans who’s parents and grandparents this commercial is mocking). Such people are aware of just how much more communist America is today than it was in the past (helped, ironically, by Soviet interference), but feeling like there’s nothing they can do about it, they wish to pretend it’s not true. The spectacle of someone in the 1960’s being “paranoid” about communism does just that. It allows them to tell themselves “even people back then – when America wasn’t communist – were afraid of communism. If their fear of communism was unfounded, then such a thing as an unfounded (even if there’s evidence for it) fear of communism exists, so maybe that’s what my fear is too.” This provides a moment’s relief from the very real problems that come from living in an increasingly communist society, and in doing so associates Snickers with that pleasant feeling (ie: because it’s based upon a rationalization it will not last, and therefore the rationalization will have to be drawn upon again in order to reproduce the sensation – and because that rationalization came from a Snickers commercial, the company hopes that in addition to remembering it, the consumer will also remember Snickers, think about how they “could go for some chocolate”, need chocolate, whatever – and then make the decision to purchase the product that’s being advertised*).

*This same psychological trick works for the feelings produced (ie: pride) in the targeted demographic (politically-active liberals).

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February 11, 2014 at 2:09 am

Posted in Food and Drink

America the Original

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America’s founding ideal was the principle of individual rights. Nothing more—and nothing less. The rest — everything that America achieved, everything she became, everything “noble and just,” and heroic, and great, and unprecedented in human history — was the logical consequence of fidelity to that one principle. The first consequence was the principle of political freedom, i.e., an individual’s freedom from physical compulsion, coercion or interference by the government. The next was the economic implementation of political freedom: the system of capitalism. – Ayn Rand

In the ever-increasing absence of this ideal, today’s Americans are desperate for something – anything – which suggests that it’s still alive. Thus, they turn to multiculturalism.

One of today’s most common complaints about America is it’s lack of unity. The reason for this, ironically, is because America is “unified” around a floating abstraction called “tolerance.” The truth is that America is not a tolerant country. Intolerance is it’s strength. Americans are judgmental people. To be intolerant and judgmental does not mean to want to force people to behave in a certain way, but it does mean to accept the notion that some behaviors can be better (ie: more rational) than others (otherwise what’s the point in resisting a king, or codifying laws, or voting for one person instead of another?). There is nothing inherently bad about the various citizens of one nation, in certain circumstances, choosing to speak different languages, eat different cuisines, dance different folk dances, worship different gods, etc – but neither is there anything inherently good about it. What this commercial is doing is treating freedom as an end in itself – as if what makes a country strong isn’t the rationality of it’s citizens values, but simply that those values are truly their own (ie: freely chosen). The values being their own is a necessary condition of national strength (ie: “beauty”), but it isn’t a sufficient one.

To show a young woman who is wearing an Islamic head dress, as proof of America’s “virtue”, is obscene. The woman should have every right to deny herself the completely rational pleasure of showing off her neck (or at least the pleasure of being unencumbered by wearing that every time she’s in public), but that doesn’t mean that her willingness to do so – in spite the fact that the majority of Americans still (correctly) disapprove of an irrational creed such as Islam – serves as proof of her “Americanism” (ie: her mental independence. Her individualism). All it shows is that she wants to have her cake and eat it, too. That she wants to enjoy the benefits of a rational approach to political organization, while ignoring (and implicitly denigrating) the cause. She’s not willing to apply rationality to her personal choices, so what – besides blind, arbitrary whim – will make her willing to apply it to the choices (ie: judgments) she makes as a self-governing person? She blindly follows her religion’s mandates, so of course any belief she has in America’s principles is just that: belief (as opposed to conscious conviction). No one ever points that out to, or about, such people – and in fact praises them for their behavior at every opportunity – so is it really any wonder that America is becoming less and less free in the in meaningful sense of the term; even if it remains such in superficial ways?

Coca Cola, being a large corporation, is one of the largest victims of America’s lack of true freedom – and as a result of that, it is doing whatever it can to make up for the toll that has taken (up to and including exploiting the most twisted, perverse – albeit popular – notions about freedom in order to make a quick buck).

For more on this subject: see this review of a different commercial, which exploits the same phenomenon.

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February 6, 2014 at 3:57 am

Posted in Uncategorized