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Too Bad That Your Chic “If You Can’t Beat ’em, Join ’em” Philosophy Came From the Mouth of a Hick Senator From Indiana, Who Also Happened to Be a Member of the Ku Klux Klan

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In other words: You’re aware that the fashion world is nothing more than the arbitrary, nonsensical whims of a bunch of flawed people just like you, who think just low enough of themselves that they’re willing to be slightly more opportunistic (read: ruthlessly manipulative) than you are, so that they landed the jobs that you wanted but didn’t receive. You secretly realize how pretentious, pointless, and wasteful their entire existences are, but – lacking any genuine source of self-esteem to beat them – you should shop Marshall’s to join them as best as you can.

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Written by commercialanalysis

June 5, 2010 at 11:36 pm

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